Mcdonald's Fresh Cookies Girl Complains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLoZoGGqEE
Transcribed by Emik, proofread and revised by Enitoni.

Woman:
This motherfucking, this motherfucking McDonald's, never have my motherfucking fresh cookies.
I gotta call every time for my fucking fresh cookies.

Cashier:
Hi, m'am!

Woman:
Duh-hi!

Cashier:
Hi! Can I have you come over to the sign right now, please?

Woman:
Are y'all gonna have my fresh cookies?
How long? How long?

Cashier:
...Two minutes.

Woman:
Two more minutes?

Cashier:
Yeah.

Woman:
Two more minutes.

Cashier:
Yes.

Woman:
God damn, and what's your name? You got a new manager?

Cashier:
I'm the manager here.

Woman:
The new one right?

Cashier:
Yes.

Woman:
Damn 2 more minutes.
I'm going to p- I'm goin- I'm gonna ask you next time I come can I y'all please have some fresh cookies?
'Cause I call, I literally call, I literally call and make orders every time, it's not fine!

Cashier:
Can you come over please?

Woman:
Damn for three cookies, I gotta pull up for three cookies?

Cashier:
Yeah that's fine. (talking to another person)
Thank you m'am, have a great day!

Woman:
All right. Okay.

Cashier:
Okay, okay.
It doesn't matter that I'm being recorded, I'm being nice to you. Okay?

Woman:
All right well close--

Cashier:
Okay.

Woman:
--close the damn thing!
You said you j- yeah bye, yea.

Cashier:
Can you please pull over?

Woman:
Bye, yea.

Cashier:
Okay, uhh, can I have her money back please?
I'm gonna ask you nicely to leave.

Woman:
Alright, give me my damn money for sure 'cause I got some raggedy-ass employees anyway.
I don't want y'all motherfucking cookies.
The motherfuckers up in there showing each other manicures and shit.
Manicures? That's what y'all got?
Give me my money back.
Give me my motherfucking money back, I'm-a tag your ass too.
I'm-a tag your ass on Facebook for- so look for me.
'Cause this shit is ridiculous.
I gotta call every time for some fresh cookies at McDonald's.
Why I gotta